|Posted by Terry Smith on December 2, 2018 at 6:35 AM|
I won't call it racing because there was only one person stupid enough to put his boat in the water. You need two fools to have a race.
We couldn't even have a barbecue because we didn't have enough nails to fix the sausages to the plate. I don't know how we would have managed to glue the sausages to the bread even if we had cooked them. Angus and Tillie would have had a ball chasing the sausages across the paddock.